River: (cryptically to Jayne) They took Christmas away.|
Jayne: (confused) What the hell now?
River: Came downstairs for the shiny presents...they took the tree, and the stockings...nothing left but coal.
Jayne: (to Simon) Would you shut her up?
River: (to Jayne) Don't look in the closet, either -- it's greedy. (smiles) It's not in the spirit of the holiday.
Jayne: You shut the hell up right now or so help me, I'll shut you up.